Announcing a powerful new book from Loud A. Smith (with my publishing house Jock and Lola)
Check out this following and let me know if you can identify with its subject matter:
Down in it
The more I know, the more grief I have. All my hopes have been deferred. Everything is meaningless. I will not be remembered long after my death. My chemicals are all jacked up. I cannot feel joy. I am not as happy as everyone else. I am lonelier than I have ever been. I don’t want to chase money anymore. There must be more. I am driven by fear. I am unable to be intimate with anyone. No one understands me. I would prefer not to be known anyway. I have so many dark secrets. I am so depressed. I feel paralyzed. I want to tear my skin off. I’m sick of faking it. I don’t want to be rejected anymore. I don’t want to hate myself anymore. Technology is not making me feel any better. My distractions have lost their ability to capture my interest. Where is the joy? I’m desperate. I am a liar. I have a double life. I think I am the only one. I think it would be best to disappear. I am ready to surrender. I plant my white flag in the hard earth and bury my dreams. The drugs don’t work. The fun is not as fun as I thought it would be. The thrill is gone. Love is empty. I feel alone. I am alone..?
I’m down in it.
And so are millions of others who see life as it really is and cannot stand to face it any longer. We dig together but we choose to live in a solitary confinement where we bide time until death proves us right. The psychiatrists are just guessing at solutions and their prescriptions just turn us into fatter zombies. The side effects are deadly. Do you know what I am talking about? Do you deeply know it? Are you suffering like I am? Have you hit the wall going 100 miles per hour and still breathe out the daily pain? If so, this is a book for you. It’s one voice shouting out from the depths in rhymes and streams and crazy, true stories. It’s poetry for the dying, words for the lonely, and dangerous love for the broken. Read it aloud. Scream it to the ceilings. And know you are not alone. We surrender, but we don’t give up. This is our manifesto for life in the wasteland.
I fear rejection. No doubt about it. Even worse, I crave acceptance. This combination of fear and craving means I regularly go out into the world in search of love and adoration knowing that I am also putting myself in real danger of being left out, ignored, sneered at, and even insulted.
I sit here and wonder why I would risk my heart being trampled for a little sample size portion of acceptance. This sort of small and short-term acceptance rarely leads to anything significant. It comes and goes. It does not deliver sledgehammer smacks to the pleasure centers inside my brain. It is at best a reminder to me that I am worthy enough to be positively noticed by others. Maybe it means I am special enough to stand out to a stranger.
But then the rejection, if it comes, doubles me over. I allow the negative reactions of a stranger or a group of strangers to alter my definition of self. I enter into a shame-fest. I wonder how I have suddenly become so charmless. I self-medicate with extra drinks and get on social media pleading for some form of written reminders of my worth. I die for a while.
I become a really good Smiths song.
And I do it to myself.
I wonder why?
New from Jock and Lola Publishing and me – The Marriage Killers – Click on that link and be hypnotized by sarcastic wisdom from one of the biggest marriage killers on the planet –
Here are 39 bits of good advice for those of you who are engaged, inside of marriage or even thinking about marriage – This is not your typical book with boring tips – This is the book that you need if you like to laugh and learn at the same time. It stands on the premise that “a marriage can drown in the shallow just as easily as it can drown in the deep.”
Go check it out and let me know what you think –
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Thou Shalt Not:
Become the influential, caring listener for a wounded person of the opposite sex or counsel a person of the opposite sex about their marriage problems.
So many extra-marital affairs begin in a fairly innocent manner with one nice person acting as the compassionate, listening ear for a married person who “needs” to share about their life struggles and/or marriage disappointments.
Don’t be that nice person.
Don’t be that compassionate, listening ear.
Sure, the wounded and/or disappointed married person in front of you might have some very real hurts, a super sad backstory and even legitimate complaints about their wife/husband. And if so, they actually do need to talk to someone. But unless you are a professional therapist who has been trained to set up proper client boundaries, understands how to maintain emotional distance and is being paid by this married person of the opposite sex to counsel them towards better understanding and direction, you are a terrible choice.
Even if you have been told that you are extremely gifted in advising others, that you are the best listener in town, you are madly in love with your own spouse, are not attracted to the other person and hate the very idea of cheating/adultery, you should extricate thyself from the potential dangers of an unpredictable situation where emotions and private relational details are at the foundation of a very familiar deconstruction.
I’m issuing the strongest warning I can here: Do not think you are the exception to the rules of engagement in this situation.
DIS-ENGAGE in 5-4-3-2-1…
Wounded, troubled and “unloved” people have a tendency to cling to someone who shows them real empathy and care. And while you may not fall for them, feel any attraction to them or even choke a little bit in what you do or say to them, you cannot guarantee that this other person’s interpretation of your caring, listening and advising will be correct. When someone is in a difficult mental and emotional situation, they are often feeling especially insecure and seeking another person who will make them feel better about themselves.
Do not be their insecurity-cure and they will neither tell their spouses about how they wish they had someone more like you nor will they become a stalker who fantasizes about you becoming their huggy-bear and security blanket.
You will also keep yourself from thinking of this other person as a temporary option if and when your own marriage picks up some “killer hitchhikers.”
I have had my own stalker before because I am nice and caring (and dashingly humble). And I can assure you, while it seemed cool at the initial stages to have someone show fresh interest in me, offer me compliments and present me the open invitation to their body-party, it goes past happy-groupie time fairly fast and heads toward Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction if you do not off-ramp it immediately.
Keep those persons far away from you and your marriage or face what can become an addictive decay.
Do you hear me?
Will you obey my instructions or play with the fire?
If you are a relational-pyro, just know that this deep burn will be as painful as ten Roman Candles shot into your buttocks while habanero peppers are jammed into your eyeballs. (That’s meant to be a deterrent by the way – not an encouragement for you kink-yos among my readership.)
For the next few months, I am going to be promoting my relationship books (published by Jock and Lola Press) by showcasing some Marriage Killers. Basically, the serious Thou Shalt Nots every spouse should avoid if they want to keep a solid relationship.
Thou Shalt Not: Say the following things to your spouse:
–I forbid you to __________
–I knew I should have married ______________
–I wish you were more like _______________
–I make all of the money and you should be thankful I give you an allowance
–You are very pear-shaped
–I’ve never really loved you
–I’m not in love with you anymore
–You are my biggest mistake/You are my biggest regret
–I wish you would die/I poisoned the Frosted Flakes you just ate
–I hate you
–Don’t touch me ever again
–I hope our kids are nothing like you/look nothing like you
–You bore me
–I trust my mother’s/father’s opinion more than yours
–I think you are stupid/worthless/a waste of space
–Act your age/You are so immature/You are such a baby
–Your parents made a serious mess of you
–I really despise your parents in every way
–Does your PMS ever end? (Has been used “effectively” for both sexes)
–I do not recall you having such huge birthing hips (Again, has been used “effectively” or both sexes)
–I faked it every time (“Effective” but harder to prove for one of the sexes)
–Your head/teeth are way too big for your body
–I might have Chlamydia
–It didn’t mean anything. It was purely physical
–Whenever you die, I will probably marry again fairly soon
–I’m wearing your panties
I really hope you will give me feedback on this stuff – I am the dumbest and worst husband on the planet, so I think I have a handle on what not to do – but if you have more stupid stuff to add, maybe I will use it in a future book…